The War on Christmas – sitrep


Who won?
Was it the Army of Jesus™?
or the demons of atheism and secular humanism?

Can atheists and secular humanists have demons?

Would Jesus even have an army?  I mean, “onward Christian soldiers” always seemed so un-Christ-like to me.

I’m still wondering, however, how anyone can claim a 2,000 year old religion has dibs on a 3,000+ year old time of celebration.

But, anyway, all that aside, really…  who won?

Has “Happy Holidays” been banished to haunt the cob-web draped halls of long-ago and far away, commiserating long-lost glories with “groovy”,  “compassionate conservative”, and “military intelligence”?

Or can we safely bring it out next season, to wish pleasant days to the bazillions of people who are not rabid Jesus Freaks (© 0001 Heavenly Productions, Inc.)?

Maybe the Pope can chime in on this one, just so we know for sure.

Happy New Year to you and yours.

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