Where do I sign up?

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Where do I apply for a gig as a paid protester? Where can I get an application? I think I meet all the basic requirements – liberal, gay, atheist…  I should be a shoe-in, right?

I’ve got some vacation time coming up soon, and I’d love to see the country, and make a ton of money at the same time.

So…  anyone know how I can get in on this? I’m willing to travel, just like all the other “outside agitators”.

Send me an email, or message me on Facebook. Thanks!

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